Whenever someone leaves my room and doesn’t close the door after them.

When I’m eating something and it’s so nice then I realize I just finished the last piece.

• What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
• If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Overhearing gossip.

Finding someone with clearly obvious drawn on eyebrows.